The man goes to a city council meeting and then comes home to watch HDTV. Is that an oxymoron?
Lines from the show I'm overhearing as I type:
"Ooh, walk-in closet. Nice."
"At this point, one thing that is definitely sticking out in my mind is the square footage."
"Make sure you stick to your list of must-haves and must-have-nots, and if you get one of your bonuses, bonus."
"They live in a three-bedroom home with their son Jack, who they call 'Jackie Boy.'"
"This is the culmination of all our dreams" [delivered with far less enthusiasm than the line about the walk-in closet].
From Chris: "Honey, International House Hunters is coming on!"
I need to go do an intervention. Or an exorcism.