I swear to you, I just ate the one little slice of special crunchy cake. I didn't keep wandering back into the kitchen and cutting myself additional pieces until the special crunchy cake was gone. Because I don't have a problem: I can quit anytime I want to.
And the cake wasn't even that big, anyway.
[I'm not going to tell you who my dealer is; if you want to know more about the special crunchy cake, and you know you do, you can read about it here.]