Please bring your husband a bucket 'o lard.Sincerely,Your Husband
OH MY GOD!!!!!! I didn't even know a tub o' lard actually existed in real life. Hilarious. How was your heinous, disgusting potato and large bottle of water?
My heinous potato became burned home fries (see next post) and my huge bottle of water is sitting in my office so I don't have to (1) drink the funny-smelling water on the third floor or (2) walk two flights down to the kitchen for some unscented water.