For someone who doesn't watch much TV, I watch an awful lot of TV. My current obsession is Eastbound and Down (six episodes since I got home yesterday afternoon). You know what it is? Hilarious. You know what you are if you don't like it? Wrong. That's right, Mojie. You are W-R-O-N-G wrong. And W-R-O-N-G rhymes with D-O-N-G. I'm just sayin'.