A sure sign I have loads of work to do: two bl*g posts in one day.
The yellow one tastes like Pledge. I just ate an orange one that tasted exactly like mayonnaise, but a different orange one burned my throat. The red ones are a little bitter and root-y. And the red ones aren't red in the middle, they're orange.
These carrots may be pretty but they're not particularly good.
I'm gonna be proofreading all. weekend. long.