Tuesday, July 14, 2009

remains of the dinner

At work tonight.

Lest you think that I'm a virtuous, carrot-eating ascetic, I must confess that for breakfast, midmorning snack, and lunch I had cake and cake and cake. I also had cake for dessert.

Lest you think I'm a rapacious glutton, I've asked the yachtsman to bring the rest of the cake with him to work tomorrow.

Lest he think I'm some kind of pussy he can steal from, I will tackle the yachtsman to the ground and rip the Tupperware from his hands if he tries to take that cake out of the house.

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