Just like Betty Crocker and Aunt Jemima, it looks as though Jesus has been given a modern makeover. And I'm going to be honest with you: I would totally buy a bottle of that wine he's hawking.
But an even better Easter treat would be this chocolate cross, for sale at, of all places, Borders. Because there's nothing like chowing down on a candy replica of a torture/execution device while loitering with a copy of Us Magazine.
For Bastille Day, Borders will be selling guillotines made out of Nerds.
