a clarification

Just to set the record straight, my mother-in-law almost never swears, and when she does it's more cute than badass or scary.

But do not fuck with that woman during a Scrabble game. "Fuck" is a word. It is in the fucking dictionary. If you don't believe her, look it the fuck up.

happy easter to me

The woman who made this deliciously salty prosciutto-wrapped asparagus and t0-die-for homemade, raw-milk ricotta is the same woman who opened the back door and screamed, "Fuck IS in the dictionary" into the backyard at Easter eve dinner.

How much do I love my mother-in-law? Let me count the ways.