The Yachtman asked that I post this picture and call the post "dumpster wars." I'm not sure who, exactly, is at war, though I know it involves the dumpster in the parking lot behind our building, the crappy Brazilian restaurant in our lobby, a flock of seagulls (actual birds, not the band), and the Yachtsman.
The Yachtsman: "Write, 'Today is D-Day in the dumpster wars.'"
Me: "What does that mean?"
The Yachtsman: "They'll know what it means."
Me: "Who will know what it means?"
The Yachtsman: [IGNORES ME.]
Me: "Are you going to storm the shores of the parking lot?"
The Yachtsman: "Just write it."
Who is the man in the photo? Is that the Yachtman himself preparing his strategy, or is it the unsuspecting opposing side? I am hoping for some shots from the battlefield - if you possess the courage to approach the front lines!
ReplyDeleteI actually think that is the opposing side setting land mines in the dumpster, which the seagulls will detonate, waking the yachtsman at 5:30 a.m., who will then lie awake planning his complex military strategy, which as far as I can tell currently consists of cursing when he walks by the crappy Brazilian restaurant and making the troops in his command write bl*g posts. Though I don't know for sure: It's all classified.
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