Sometimes I worry that people who don't see the inherent hilarity of the word bitches won't understand why on this bl*g they're frequently addressed as bitches. Other times I don't worry about this at all.
Some Monday morning reading, bitches.
[Via jshu.]
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Though I've only met two of them, I get the distinct feeling that the majority of the readers of this blog are #31/#14 hybrids. Or at least this reader is one, when he isn't suffering from a low-level depression from feeling like a #85, nearly always resulting in a dual identity as a #21.
ReplyDeleteNot me, JQuiz. I am for sure #81, and possibly #76 if I only knew what it meant.
ReplyDeletePLEASE, EBids, I didn't want to call you out specifically, but you are the supreme 31/14. We bow to our queen.
ReplyDeleteOh my god, I am SO many of these bitches:
ReplyDeleteshort bitch
uncreative bitch
triflin' bitch
suntanning bitch
stanky butt bitch - obviously!
pajamas outside bitch
dirty hair bitch
dry scalp and dandruff bitch
stain on your pants bitch - also my shirt or anything I wear
gay bitch
hair dyeing bitch
wearing shoes that be talking bitch
dick riding bitch
DEFINITELY a staring in your face bitch
pissy bitch
loud mouth bitch
bitch who thinks she is better than you
I'm not sure if I'm an ain't got no damn sense bitch but it seems like a pretty good possibility.
I don't seem to be a can't keep a man bitch yet but if I develop into one I assume all you bitches reading this will kick my husband's ass for me.
I think I am also a track wearing bitch if that means I like to wear track suits.
GOD!! Being all these bitches is lots of work. I don't think I should have to work anymore. Perhaps you should all chip in and pay me to be a bitch full time!??!?!
Uh, um, I'm pretty sure that's not a good thing, JQuiz, but I like the bowing part.
ReplyDeleteI can't get over the possibility that a nine year old actually came up with "triflin' bitch."
ReplyDeleteI was such an underachiever in third grade.
Also, help a hopelessly white and square boy out - what's a coast signing bitch?
Q, I wish I was a #31, but I'm actually a #69. Big time 69.
ReplyDeleteWilliam, I have no idear about coast-signing bitches, but if this is real it was written by one very observant third grader.