It's been in the 90s the past few days. That is NOT a complaint.
Nor does it explain the fact that I've eaten the same exact thing for dinner every single night this week. Very gruelalicious. Both the food itself (let's just say it involves a legume and the word "patties") and the fact that I've been subsisting on it for days. More on that later. Because right now I'm typing to you in the dark, using the last of my computer’s battery as a thunder and lightning storm crashes and crackles outside our building. The power has gone out, which means the A/C is off, which means soon the yachtsman will go crazy from the heat, strip off his clothes, and walk naked around the house begging the gods to save us from this hell. So, like I said, more later.