which do you want first?

The bad news: The honey crisp apples are all gone, and I haven't hoarded a single one.

The good news: Satsuma mandarins are here!

The bad news: Satsuma mandarins are only here for, like, a month.

The good news: Bacon. In a scone. Who knew?

The bad news: I was supposed to be saving that bacon scone for the yachtsman.

The good news: The yachtsman's love for me is unconditional.

The bad news: I'm pretty sure he would have felt the same way about the bacon scone.