the cat's name is grandma wrinkles

The littlest sister came over tonight and demanded beet greens for dinner. Then she demanded that we watch a very classy show called "The Real Housewives of New Jersey," which is on right now. Someone just put a ladybug costume on a hairless cat. Now an orange man and his orange wife are discussing whether she should get a boob job. In front of their three little girls.

while the cat's away...

...the mouse will eat a soft-boiled egg on toast for dinner. That's twice in one week, party people. Things are gettin' crazy up in here.


Actually, the cat came home from his business dinner at a fancy Italian restaurant just in time to take the photo above. There was actual despair in his voice when he asked, "That's what you're eating for dinner?"