Do you know what this is?
It's a maple-glazed doughnut. WITH BACON ON IT.
I would never, ever buy something like this, just like I never would have bought That Burger. But I will eat it, of course. And I did. And it was delicious. There is no good reason to put bacon on a doughnut, and there are plenty of reasons not to eat a doughnut with bacon on it. Which I am unable to discuss at this time, because I am licking the bacon off a doughnut.