Thursday, June 11, 2009

please do not be still, my beating heart

Do you know what this is?

It's a maple-glazed doughnut. WITH BACON ON IT.

I would never, ever buy something like this, just like I never would have bought That Burger. But I will eat it, of course. And I did. And it was delicious. There is no good reason to put bacon on a doughnut, and there are plenty of reasons not to eat a doughnut with bacon on it. Which I am unable to discuss at this time, because I am licking the bacon off a doughnut.

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