Thursday, August 6, 2009

The CEO is On the Road

GFD Readers:

I am sorry to announce that GFD Bl*g CEO Katherine M. O'Neill is away on business. Well, she is actually sitting at the table next to me, but swamped with freelance work (business) and has asked me, yes me, the Yachtsman, to fill in. Don't expect witty writing, or for that matter, correct grammar.

Instead, you get a Yachtsman Recommends. Submitted for GFD Bl*g readers' approval, Whistle Tips.



The first GFD reader to submit written and notarized proof of whistle-tip installation on their vehicle will receive a Yachtsman-baked Blueberry Buckle. The shit is good.

Whistles go whoo whoo,
The Yachtsman

15 comments:

  1. Yachtsman, I am officially transferring from Facebook my previously stated love for whistle tips onto GFD.

    EBiddie, I'm pretty sure that a set of these--on top of the contents of your refrigerator--would send your sex appeal through the roof.

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  2. Yachtsman, I will not be installing one of these on my dear mini-SUV. I will however be legally changing my name to Bubb Rubb... will that warrant some Blueberry Buckle?

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  3. Yachtsman - if I can convince the CEO to let you buy those SW prints (or better yet, get you a man room, may I please have some buckle?

    I say open the buckle up for negotiation beyond the whoo whoo - you could get all sorts of interesting offers.

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  4. Why, Quiz, I have had one of these on my car for months....just ask anyone who knows my driving.

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  5. No EBiddie - that's not so much a whistle as the sound of screaming pedestrians as that leap and dart for safety!

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  6. William, yes, encourage the Yachtsman's wife to embrace the Star Wars items, and buckle may be your reward.

    Or, anyone that gifts the Yachtsman this, http://www.zazzle.com/whistle_goes_woo_t_shirt-235521344092914689 also would receive a buckle.

    "That’s only in the mornin’. You supposed to be up cookin’ breakfast for somebady. That’s like an alarm clack. WOO WOO!"

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  7. Thanks a bunch Yachtsman - now I can't stop watching this. I think Lil' Sis might have clipped a parked car as she sped away in the wrong lane and ran a stop sign.

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  8. That makes Lil' Sis my new driving role model.

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  9. Er, EBiddie, I believe you were probably Lil' Sis's driving role model, because she's got nothing on you.

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  10. I got Bubb Rubb as my iPhone ringer.

    -Yachtsman

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  11. I just LOVE it when she says it's just for decoration, that's all and that's it. It's my favorite part. I keep rewinding and listening to it again and again and again.

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  12. Does the CEO want to tell everyone about your revelation re: this video?

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  13. Um, no, Lil' Sis. Let's just keep that between you and me and our whistle tips.

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  14. Speaking of Star Wars, the Millenium Falcon almost seems kind of prissy now without whistle tips.

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