the return of fridge porn

If you haven't been reading GFD from the beginning (if you're not my mom, basically), you probably don't know about fridge porn. It all started when I found this amazing photo essay, after which I showed you mine, and you showed me yours. Now, nearly two years later, bl*g reader J Quizzle is showing us his (click the photo to enlarge).

Writer/Educator/Nomad | Nashville, TN | 1-person + imaginary primordial dwarf household | Suffers from seasonal affective disorder in spring. | May 9, 2011

Don't wait two years: Go to your refrigerator right now, take a photo of what's inside, write a caption, and send it to gruelfordinner [at] gmail [dot] com to satiate all of us peeping fridge pervs. Or this peeping fridge perv, anyway.

(Speaking of pervs, around the same time I started putting up photos and calling them fridge porn, I wrote a post in which I used the word "granny"; the number of people who subsequently ended up at GFD after Googling the term "granny porn" was rather alarming. Who knew? I wish I didn't.)

fridge porn: mid-move edition

After a couple weeks couch surfing, GFD Reader #7 has finally begun to move into her new place. She sends this fridge update:

StephFace & the MeatMan are shacking up | Burlington, VT | 2-person + guinea pig + 3-beer household | Just buying the staples until we're settled | June 2009

Congratulations to StephFace and the MeatMan on their new place and restraint with that beer, and thank you for keeping us up to date on your progress. We here at GFD HQ Inc., LLC., have mixed opinions about you shacking up. Vice President of Napping and Morality Abe Lincoln objects to living in sin, while I (CEO, receptionist) can't wait to be invited over for dinner.

And to those of you who haven't sent your fridge porn photos, please do so anon (that's Olde British for "now, beeatch").

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Nanny trainer/scooter rider/white-food lover | Essex Junction, VT | 1-person household with an egg share and a raw milk share | I just read about that woman married to the German who passed himself off as a Rockefeller. She said that she gave him her salary, $2 million a year, and he spent all the money and gave her none. She said she would wake up hungry in the middle of the night. No danger of that for me, but could I have been married to him in another life and thus I am a hoarder?

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College professor, nonprofit assistant director, toddler | Burlington, VT | And baby makes 3 (-person household)

fridge porn: movin' on up

Designated young professional leaving solo life to join the MeatMan in new place of cooking-dom | Burlington, VT | 0-person househould | 409, Dawn and Bounty meet Brillo pad to leave spotless result, OJ to prevent moving madness. | May 2009 (moving day)

fridge porn: place-of-employment edition

Varied two- and four-legged beings -- vegans, assorted vegetarians (ovo-lacto, pesca, pork?), and full-fledged carnivores | South Burlington, VT | 14-Person Workplace feeding roughly 120+ (mostly mixed kibble, some tuna and string cheese) | Often relies on food products to elicit appropriate and desired behaviors from residents (both human and non) | May 28, 2009

This fridge is having a little fundraiser; if you don't want to the puppies to starve when the Bac-O-Bits and tupperware of gruel run out, donate here.

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Aspiring Semi-Professional Bridge Player, Vacationer, Martini Mixer, Weight Lifter | Burlington, VT | 1-Person Household Eating for 20; Not Much Toast | 'Tis the season to buy one of everything at the farmers market; dinner guests welcome

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Baby Wrangler, aka Child Technician | Essex Junction, VT | Household of her, husband who eats for 4, a neurotic herder, a vicious stereotype, & a fat cat on a diet (Bernie Madoff). | She laughs inappropriately. A lot. | May 27, 2009.

you should see the condiments

Major Procrastinator Who Spends Most of the Day Home Alone | Burlington, VT | 2-Person+Dog Household | Eats approximately 19 meals a day, most of them involving toast. | 2009

I want more of these (via). Send me yours and I will post it here. Puh-leez. I ask for so little.