Aspiring Semi-Professional Bridge Player, Vacationer, Martini Mixer, Weight Lifter | Burlington, VT | 1-Person Household Eating for 20; Not Much Toast | 'Tis the season to buy one of everything at the farmers market; dinner guests welcome
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I'd tap that.
ReplyDeleteWhen Bridge Player buys limes, Bridge Player buys limes! I think this person should just bite the bullet and plant a lime tree in her fridge. Also a liquor tree, but I hear those are much harder to come by.
ReplyDeleteLiquor tree? Now there's a happy thought! I don't need a lime tree...it's already on the back patio.
ReplyDeleteDamn! BridgePlayer - when you find a liquor tree buy two, I'll take one off your hands!
ReplyDeleteAlso, your fridge puts mine to shame, shame, shame.
It's true, Mojie, Bridge Player's fridge does put yours to shame. Your fridge looks a little like a child molester's fridge. I was unnerved and a little skiddish when I first saw it.
ReplyDeleteI should add that Kate's looks not unlike a serial killer's fridge--too fucking clean and orderly. The two of you are a real pair.
ReplyDeleteFor real yo, my comment verification word on that last one was "rotingla." I am newly scandalized every time I write something on here.
ReplyDeleteUm, what J Quizzle? Why does MINE look like a molester's fridge? I mean I can understand Kater's but mine???? Put Elvis Ann on, I want to talk to her!
ReplyDeleteDue to her physiological impediment and subsequent resemblance to a small child, Elvis Ann was banned from GFD at the unveiling of your fridge. There are a number of concerns, but the real question is: Who are you serving all that apple juice to?
ReplyDeleteBridgePlayer's fridge, on the other hand, is like the fridge of the man of my dreams: healthful and refined, yet bountiful; and just disheveled enough to help offset my obsessive compulsion and other manias (see Kate's fridge). Also a nice selection of fine cheeses and PLENTY of alcohol and mixers to further loosen me up. If only BridgePlayer were a gay dude in his late twenties to mid-thirties. But with those offerings (again, the alcohol) I'd probably be willing to compromise.
Quizzle- keep up, that's oil for deep frying! GOD!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, J Quizzle, now I want to be 30 years younger and a gay dude....your unabashed appreciation of the finer things of fridge make you the perfect match (almost).
ReplyDeleteMojie, what in the world are you frying with all that oil--SMALL CHILDREN?!?!
ReplyDeleteBridgePlayer, what are you and your fridge doing on Saturday night?
Quizzle - see comments on my fridge, you will have the answers to all of your questions!
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